a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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