I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
is wine microwaveable?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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