i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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