Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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