and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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