Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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