Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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