i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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