Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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