i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
