He is an equal opportunity slut.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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