Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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