Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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