Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
