Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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