I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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