The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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