My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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