Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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