my room smells like sperm. sweet.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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