I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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