quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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