we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Randomize
