Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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