I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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