i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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