I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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