So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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