Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
