we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
