its not stalking. its research.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
