FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Randomize