There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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