Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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