she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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