You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Houston, we have a squirter
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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