This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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