I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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