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During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand

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Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn

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And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her

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(973): View more from New Jersey

pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy

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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.

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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.

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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.

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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.

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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story

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