people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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