I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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