so explain again why im purple
no
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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