highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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