Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
God, I missed his penis.
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