No, you can still breathe under the balls.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
