Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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