no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize