She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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