doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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