I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
im calling her cock vulture from now on
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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