Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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