I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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